Chloe: Hi, I'm Chloe, and she is Cylene,
Cylene: Hi, I'm Cylene, and she is Chloe.
(audience laugh)
Cylene 'n' Chloe: Okayyy...
Chloe: Today, I'm gonna sue Cylene Tan for sueing me because I sued her and she sued me and of course I didn't sue her cuz' she sued me and... ohhh... practically, this thing is ALL about SUEING. yes, sueing.
Cylene: HEY!!! YOU SUED ME FIRST!
Chloe: NO! YOU DID!!!
Cylene: NOOOO!!!! YOU SUED ME AT THE START OF ALL THIS SUEING!!!
Chloe: OHHHH!!! ....... SHUTTUP! THIS IS ALL CRAP!!! BALONEY!!! NINCOMPOOP!!!
POW! WAM! BAM! PIAK! BOEING! "ARGHHHH!" PAK! BOOF! BOOSH! KICK! PUNCH!
(audience and backstage crew run onto stage and stop the fighting)
*Court Scene
Chloe: OKAY! Listen here! I'm gonna sue Cylene for TWO BIG THINGS!!! #1: Cuz she sued me for copying, which BTW,IS an offense. #2: for bashing me up for stating facts! AND, BTW, thats IS an offense too!
Cylene: Oh... you big fat nincmpoop!
Chloe: Okay, Judge, I want to appeal.
Judge: Go ahead Ms.
Chloe: Cylene Tan, apparently sued me for copying and also bashed me up to pieces. I want to sue her for commiting these offences! You should put her into jail and fine her and----
Cylene's lawyer: Ms Chloe Chua is disrupting court order! She is shouting towards the judge!
Judge: Ms Chloe Chua, please stop screaming. Talk. At normal speed. At normal volume. To me.
Chloe: FINE! BY ALL MEANS! okay, yeah, so I want to sue Cylene tan for those offences that she commited.
Cylene: Thats prohibited! By law! you can only sue a person for ONE offense commited!
Chloe: Well, I shall merge these two offences in to ONE, WHOLE, OFFENSE!!!!!
Cylene: NOOOO!!!
Chloe: YESSS!
Cylene: NOOO!!!
Chloe: YESSS!
Judge: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!!!!
Chloe 'n' Cylene: yes, your excellency.
Judge: NOW, Miss Chloe Chua, do you have any proof that Miss Cylene Tan sued you for no reason, for a crime you DID NOT commit?
Chloe: YESSS!!! I do! On Cylene's blog!
Judge: very well. Internet please?
*click click click. tappity tappity tap tap tap. Clickkk... Tap tappity tap. *Presses ENTER button
Judge: Lets see...
Judge: this is not proof! How would I know if you didn't hack her account and submit this post yourself?
Chloe: Well, because I didn't!
Judge: Well, I don't care! Court is adjourned!!!
Chloe: HEYYY!!!
Judge: SHUTTUP AND LEAVE!
*Stage Scene
Cylene: I guess thats all for now! Chloe is sitting back stage, sulking like she has never sulked before. whisper: I think she has a good mind to sue the judge! heh heh heh...
Chloe from backtage: CYLENE!!! I CAN HEAR YOU!!! YOU ARE FULL OF CRAP! WANT ME TA' HELP YA' KNOCK IT ALL OUT???
Cylene: nonononononononononononnonononononononononononooooo.....
Chloe: Good!
*cylene's stuff (wadeva)
Chloe: Good!
*cylene's stuff (wadeva)
