Exam Talk II with imaginary audience (feat. My mom)

Hey peeps! (audience applauds)
Today, I'm gonna do EXAM TALK! (audience whoop and applaud)
And... (audience lean forward)
I shall explain in mega detail (audience clap)

Exams are coming! (audience gasp)
I'm dying! (audience scream)
Someone help me! (audience jump from seats)
My chinese exam is coming! (audience shiver and faint one by one)
I'm really gonna die! (audience put hands to mouth)
But... (audience eyes' open wide)
I will eat a lot and survive the dreaded torture! (audience let out relieved laugh)
I had my oral (audience nod in anticipation)
It was tough... (audience look skeptical)
I was crap! (audience gasps ring in the theater)
one of the audience:" thats sheer baloney! your conversational skills are good! you are crapping!"
*I shake my head
say, I was being tested by the infamous "LIU LIAN TOU" !!! (audience shake head in disbelief and faint)
but my friends gave me support and I survived. (audience sigh in relief)
But this week... (audience listen intently)
I have: Chinese on Monday, Social Studies on Tuesday, English Compo on Wednesday, English Paper on Friday!!! (audience all faint)
Then... (audience recover from 1 second faint)
I have Chinese Listening Compre on Tuesday, Maths on Wed, Science on Thurs! (audience fant again)
After that, I'm saved by paremedics... no, Holidays! (audience applause in agreement)
Thats all for today folks! Goodbye!
Whispers to backstage:"Get me some strepsils! Soarthroat... over screamed just now..."

*walks backstage
Mom: What were you saying just now? you really were crapping!
Me: Nah... hey, strepsils?
Mom: Here. anyway, you have to do your Chinese revision for Monday, ya' hear?
Me: *nod reluctantly
Mom: Don't you know how to talk?
Me: *Points to throat "Lost voice" I mouth
Mom: *shakes head and slaps forehead

*cylene inspired thingy